One makes me laugh, one makes me cry, scream, tear my hair out and indulge in nasty ( and, at times) violent fantasies involving a certain Alaskan snow queen riding a ski mobile off of the bridge to nowhere.

This week, during David Letterman's “Top Ten", he used Palin's recent visit to NYC as his guide. Seen as how I rarely laugh when it comes to anything about that woman, it was nice to be able to hear that someone was able to find humor in that repulsive excuse for a politician. Now, comments like “Bought lipstick at Bloomingdales to keep up my slutty flight attendant image" are definitely funny and the comment in question,” went to the Yankees game and my daughter got knocked up by Alex Rodriguez" is still funny, but I will admit, in very poor taste.

Unfortunately, Letterman aimed that remark at her 18 year old daughter Bristol. You know that one that had premarital sex and ended up an unwed, teenage mother even though her mother is a crazy, no-sex-ed-in-schools, evangelist? Now, what Dave failed to realize is that it was Palin's 14 year old daughter, Willow that accompanied her. What was a mistake in lapse in judgment on Dave's part became a moment of opportunity to make herself relevant for Palin.

Now, Palin is accusing Letterman of making perverse comments about statutory rape and does not want her daughter anywhere near him because he's a " perverted 62 year old man". Come on Sarah, nobody would blame you to stick up for your kids, or be highly offended for that matter, but stop making a mountain out of a molehill. You're just clutching to any hint of some time in the limelight.

I had the extreme misfortune of hearing that dreaded woman on the Today Show as I was getting ready. She had the nerve to try and defend all derogatory statements against women and cry “double standard".

WAAA WAAA WAAA Sarah.

Although I don't condone Letterman's remarks, his at least, were meant to get a laugh. Your comments on the other hand inspire hatred, prejudice, and rage. You are THE pot calling the kettle black here. You incited your audience with ludicrous accusations against our current president, calling him a “terrorist". You listened to your base scream murderous intentions and you did NOTHING. When asked about it, you insidiously defended your statements; in face you tried to reinforce them. At least Dave offered you and your family an apology.

In a day and age, when just in the last two weeks, people have died at the hands of those who act on comments like yours, you should think twice about what's coming out of your mouth. I know that I'm asking too much as I doubt that you have the ability to think at all, let alone twice.

You spent the better part of a year parading your family around. You led your lambs to the slaughter that is our media. I'm not defending out media either, but you, as well as the rest of America, know how brutal it can be. You made a choice to be in the limelight. Whatever happens after that is a direct result of YOUR choices. Just last week your daughter was on the cover of PEOPLE holding her child out of wedlock. I have a right mind to believe you were the one who orchestrated the article to begin with.

Sarah, you, like Gingrich, Cheney, Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Riley and Coulter are all hateful and irrelevant people. All I've heard from any of you is insidious, baseless, hateful and prejudiced remarks about anything and all to the far left of your extreme right. I hear criticisms but no solutions. Your agenda solely consists of scaring and angering your constituents into blindly following your ridiculous policies.

I don't know about you, but I can't wait until the “Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin lost the nomination bid in 2012".

Now wouldn't that be nice? Have a great weekend!