As the CEO's of the big three, American auto-manufacturing companies nervously await a possible Congressional bailout, I put forth my bid for car czar candidacy.

As part of a $15 billion bailout, Cogress has asked that a " car czar" be appointed to oversee the Congressional loans and the industry's restructuring. I feel that I am just the one to fill this position.

I cannot self myself on any sort of experience within the financial or manufacturing industries. I can only impart to you my platform.

Simply put, as car czar I will demand that American automakers :

1) stop making crappy cars
2) start making fuel efficient cars
3) pay the US taxpayers back every cent that they borrowed

Think it's safe to quit my day job?