In preparation of dressing up as Sarah Palin for Halloween, I did some serious research into her look, style and personality. What I noticed, besides the pricey designer suits, was her unique vernacular. In particular, I've noted her tendency to drop the "ing" in words ending in "ing".

Therefore, I've composed a list of "ins'" related to Sarah Palin and John McCain. Enjoy.

1) Distortin', as in the ludicrous distortions that Palin and McCain use in terms of Barack Obama's plans, policies and character.

2) Lyin'- a tactic used when distortin' is not enough.

3) Deflectin'- what they both do when asked to explain and/or justify their bogus plans.

4) Reformin'- something that neither of them know anything about.

5) Cuttin'- taxes for the super rich, and every social plan and policy that the Bush administration hasn't already destroyed.

6) Supportin'- big corporations.

7) Spendin'- billions of dollars a month in Iraq.

8) Incitin'- hatred and rage in their followers, the same hatred and rage that could lead to violence against Barack Obama.

9) Lagin'- in the polls.

10) Carin'- less about Americans, specifically, Joe the Plumber.

11) Uppin'- how John feels after he dips into his wife Cindy's, pills.

12) Yellowin'- what's happening to McCain's teeth.

13) Burnin'- books in Alaska that contain theories of evolution.

14) Firin'- what Palin did to her safety commissioner after he didn't fire her ex-bother-in-law.

15) Graspin'- at straws because their platform is garbage and the majority of the country is beginning to realize it.

16) Laughin'- which is what I did when I first found out about Palin, because c'mon, is that lady serious? Too bad the joke is no longer funny!

17) Lookin' - at Russia from Palin's house.

18) Fartin'- as in the dust that McCain is farting because he's do so old.

19) Tickin'- me off everyday.

20) Losin'- which is what's going to happen for them if you vote for the change we need.

These are the short list of their "in's" but it should definitely be the reason why they should be OUT of the White House.

Please chose wisely, Obama's lead is decreasing. We cannot afford another eight years of disaster.

Vote for Change. Vote for Barack Oabama